Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Written by:
Messie Condo
Narrated by:
Hillary Huber

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date
February 2023
3 hours 2 minutes
Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to -ditch the d*mn indecision -get your sh*t together and feel fantastic -give your busy family a f*cking break -and more! Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.
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Humorous and insightful book providing a swift kick in butt to get your stuff under control. Narrator sounded like a robot though, would have been funnier if the narrator had been more personable.

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Was very repetitive and 'grade school level'. My download started skipping two thirds of the way through like a bad vinyl record.

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Christin T.

Enjoyed the narrator’s gravely voice. Relatable and relevant to me as I am currently in the process of moving. Helped fuel me to get rid of a lot of clutter and things I don’t need to move.

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a lot of swearing

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Niki B.

While I gave the narrator two stars, it actually belongs to the writer of the book. Overuse of the word fucking made this a very unpleasant read.

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very repetitive and too much swearing.

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