The Haunted Forest Tour

Written by:
James A. Moore , Jeff Strand
Narrated by:
Joe Hempel

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date
August 2018
8 hours 56 minutes
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.

Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws-you'll see them all!

Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.

We promise.
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I had hesitated to listen to this book for a long time because I thought the cover, and it's blurb, was cheesey. I wish I would've gotten it sooner. Blood, guts, gore, senseless violence, with only a hint of cheesiness. Loved it! This book is in my top ten and will be listened to, at least, 100 times.

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Andrew M.

Do you wish Jurassic Park were more ridiculous and bloody? Then this is the book for you.

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Interesting story, I dare say!

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elle nelson

not my cup o' tea

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Melissa M.

Thought about fast forwarding to the end, but just decided to end it. Should have been called out of space first. Nothing haunted or scary about this. Just a bunch of alien, science experience gone wrong creatures attacking people. Reminded me of a video game. Thought this would be a good Halloween book, but no. More scifi... video game turned story.

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Sherry L.

If you enjoy fantasy horror you will enjoy this book. The narration was excellent. Had lots of different aspects which is refreshing the writer has a great sense of humour and high comes through. Good to listen to something different.

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Absolutely loved this book! The narrator was so good that I could picture the scenery, creatures and characters vividly in my mind. If you choose to listen to this book you will not be disappointed.

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Dianna Gonter

fun read lots of monsters ,good imagination.

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