The Greatest Love Story Ever Told: An Oral History

Unabridged Audiobook

Release Date
October 2018
6 hours 41 minutes
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman reveal the full story behind their epic romance--presented in a series of intimate conversations between the couple.

The year: 2000. The setting: Los Angeles. A gorgeous virtuoso of an actress agreed to star in a random play, and a basement-dwelling scenic carpenter said he would assay a supporting role in the selfsame pageant. At the first rehearsal she surveyed her fellow cast members, determining if any of the men might qualify to provide her with a satisfying fling. Her gaze fell upon the carpenter, and like a bolt of lightning the thought struck her: no dice. Moving on.

Yet, unbeknownst to our protagonists, Cupid had merely set down his bow and picked up a rocket launcher . . . that fired a love rocket (not a euphemism). The players were Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, and the resulting romance, once ignited, was . . . epic. Beyond epic. It resulted in a coupling that has endured to this day; a sizzling, perpetual tryst that has captivated the world with its kindness, athleticism, astonishingly low-brow humor, and true (fire emoji) passion.

How did they do it? They came from completely different families, ignored a significant age difference, and were separated by the gulf of several social strata. Megan loved books and art history; Nick loved hammers. But much more than these seemingly unsurpassable obstacles were the values they held in common: respect, decency, the ability to mention genitalia in almost any context, and an abiding obsession with the songs of Tom Waits.

Eighteen years later, they're still very much in love and have finally decided to reveal the philosophical mountains they have conquered, the lessons they've learned, and the myriad jigsaw puzzles they've completed. Presented as an oral history in a series of conversations between the couple, the book features anecdotes, hijinks, photos, and a veritable grab bag of tomfoolery. This is not only the intoxicating book that Mullally's and Offerman's fans have been waiting for, it might just hold the solution to the greatest threat facing our modern world: the single life.
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Kelly G.

I really enjoyed listeing to Nick and Megan tell their story. You can tell how much they admire each other professionally and love each other. Nick's vocabulary is impressive - I could listen to him pontificate for days.

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Laura S.

Loved it. Laughed a lot, cried a little but otherwise it was amazing.

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Jennifer J.

Such an entertaining look into the lives of this wonferful couple. You can hear the love and affection between these two. They share hilarious stories from their lives as individuals and as a couple. The audio version is especially enjoyable because it is like getting to be a part of their lives.

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This was a big “waste of time” , unless you are huge fans of these two hedonistic foul- mouthed actors !!!

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