Horrid narrator -- worst Irish accent ever. Had to stop listening.

This is one of the worst books I have ever read. The plot is predictable, the characters trite and unlikable, the dialog puerile. I wrote a book very similar to this when I was thirteen years old. Mine was better. After reading mine after I finished, I realized that, although I had enthusiasm and dedication, I did not have the talent for writing fiction. Someone should tell Wayne Simmons that the same applies to him. And before you think I am one of those people who flame everything; This is the first review I have ever written. Don't waste your time on this one.