Star's my penguin.

She doesn't know it.

She took off.

Sure.

I'm mad at her.

Sure.

But that's her charm.

She's ornery.

Difficult.

Impossible to love, but I see her BS.

And I call her on it.

I'll chase her from the North Pole to Antarctica, this Fecker isn't about to lose his soul mate.

This is Conor O'Donnelly's story...