Unabridged Audiobook
This book is so terrible but not terrible in a good way. None of the characters have any redeeming qualities and the plot line literally makes no sense. Here's the plot line - a horny widow is sad one day when Peter Pan flies in her window and rapes her. Is he an adult now? Child forever? idk. Horny mom has a Twilight half magic baby who is growing too fast. Horny mom tries to make a cure but instead magic baby ends up falling into a coma and now horny mom uses magic baby's blood to heal her other child who is sick. So, magic baby is in a coma and getting her magic healing blood extracted. One day magic baby goes missing from her care facility. Oh shit. Sick baby needs regular injections of magic baby's blood which seems like the only reason horny mom cares to find her. Peter Pan is a drug dealer/maker/evil man who wants magic baby's magic blood. Horny mom hires fake human Christopher Cook aka Captain Hook as her private investigator to find magic baby. Everyone sucks and it makes no sense. I recommend skipping for your own sanity.
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